Lungs that hollered in a sleeper hold

Obligatory

This man puts me in a frenzied rage of dance, air drums, and air solos:



So much style, the kids from this day and age could learn so much

OJ DID IT NIGGA WATCH OUT

Causeequalstime: my stomach has been destroying me all morning
Causeequalstime: never again will i eat cold pizza!
Tapion576: I love cold pizza
Causeequalstime: youse insane nigga
Tapion576: reheated > fresh
Tapion576: Completely serious
Causeequalstime: there's more visible orange oil the second time aroun
Tapion576: tell it to the judge
Causeequalstime: judge re-hito
Tapion576: how impeccable, alfred
Causeequalstime: o
Tapion576: why would I ever use the word "impeccable" while talking to somebody named alfredo
Causeequalstime: ahahaha i was opening a can of soup and i thought to myself "Judge Caushold"
Tapion576: haha doesn't really fit
Causeequalstime: sorta
Causeequalstime: reinhold, caushold
Causeequalstime: guess its just my insane user interface

Late Night with Alfredo Coonan O'Brien

fernacular (1:30:45 AM): i'm on my laptop taking a shit... right now
Causeequalstime (1:30:55 AM): haha
fernacular (1:31:11 AM): here comes the push...
Causeequalstime (1:31:17 AM): HAHA
fernacular (1:31:27 AM): having a hard time with this one
fernacular (1:31:46 AM): oh wow that was monumental
Causeequalstime (1:31:58 AM): haha
Causeequalstime (1:35:07 AM): my friend thinks youre fucking gross fernando
fernacular (1:35:36 AM): and how!

You have just eneter chat "howdy partner."

Causeequalstime: ever hear the gybes
zYnBios: ya
Causeequalstime: ben IMs me and is like "oh you know that power part in Antennas to Heaven" and im like no
Causeequalstime: and then he cut it out of the song to show me and i'm like i know what you're talking about, faggot

The Retern of Bobby Mcfarren

BRENNSTOFFAUFNAH: that remidns me of a another story
BRENNSTOFFAUFNAH: so yesterday there was this blak guy going around in my neighborhood
BRENNSTOFFAUFNAH: and my dad was freaking out and had an asthma attack while my mom was at her book club
BRENNSTOFFAUFNAH: so i was like shit
BRENNSTOFFAUFNAH: and i started freakin out
BRENNSTOFFAUFNAH: the end

WOLFBRIGADE


DREAM CAR



MY BANDS LOGO WHICH IS A RIPOFF OF THE ATD-I GASMASK


CONCLUSION: YO YUSH

The Answer is: Mystic_Cell

Causeequalstime: ok who am i impersonating
Causeequalstime: "hi, i post at the snake pit and i'm like 17 or something and jewish and i never kissed a girl ever yet i'm trying to call someone emotionally unstable about their image on a dragonball z messageboard and i also talk about him at the snake pit"
Tongan NZer: HAHAHAHA
Tongan NZer: Oh god, the snake pit
Causeequalstime: if anything, m_c needs jeff to hold onto his pathetic life
Causeequalstime: its all he has to live for
Tongan NZer: Yeah, now Matt Cruea doesn't care about him anymore

ahahahahaha fags.


Being fat in a metalcore band and sucking a lot is really funny.

The Future Of Maura Davis Undecided

Causeequalstime: i hope maura davis gets a new band
Tapion576: You can't stop the music man
Causeequalstime: what if she and jlew got together and collaborated...
Causeequalstime: or got randy
Tapion576: Either way
Causeequalstime: and no i dont mean randy macho man savage
Tapion576: Thanks for ruining that...
Causeequalstime: Oooooooyeaaaa
Tapion576: it's like trimmed redhead pussy SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

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